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Adolfo Rodriguez of the Spanish National Association of Bull Breeders says,
"It would be immoral to slaughter all these beasts unnecessarily...."
The rogue proteins known as prions are notorious for allegedly causing deadly brain diseases like Mad Cow. But a new study hints that these curious particles may also confer evolutionary advantages. Click on the picture to the left for more prionic information.
U.S. FDA is told, "Keep the MCD over there!"
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between a normal Frenchman
and one with Mad Cow Disease?
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